Celtic Heroes

But it eats you.


I wish for a for a job where I get paid a lot for not working, oh and to have the ability to eat tons without getting fat.

Granted but you are then hit by a meteor and lose your perfect life.

I wish for you to corrupt this wish!

But it eats you.


I wish for a for a job where I get paid a lot for not working, oh and to have the ability to eat tons without getting fat.

Granted, but you get fired and your stomach explodes.

I wish that someone would slap me.