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Re: Bored version 2...

asterix was a very special person , he could only breath from his knee . One day , when he lost a battle , he was forced to kneel before his new master . he kneeled , he died , end of the story , cheers .
The dead man is watching u.....


Re: Bored version 2...

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.'

A guy meets a prostitute in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house

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