Celtic Heroes

Jake:
Title says it all. Well not quite.
This will be an auction.
Opening bid starts at 300k. Must increase price by at lease 10k a bid.
Winner will be determined when there are no more posts under this topic for 1 day.
Please post here so I don't end up selling sled to vendor due to the fact that nobody posted (0k in money for those of you who aren't very good at mathematics).
I will not actually sell the sled to vendor. That was just to entice fear into my customers.
The key to a good sale is a dash of fear sprinkled in. Those of you who know me have hopefully adapted this method.
Thank You.

(Signature goes here for those of you who are a bit slow on business letter format)


-Jake 408


P.S 408 is not my last name. Nor is 409.

Is it 407?

Shaggadelic:
Erm...
Nooo....
Don't use The Google to stalk me please.

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-Jake 408

Goodluck selling.

Friends and Accomplices:
PLEASE BUY MY AVALANCHE SLED.
I will sell the avalanche sled, golden quiver of regeneration, and revenant ring of energisation for only 325k.
PLEASE BUY MY AVALANCHE SLED.
Also, look at my magnificent artwork which I will be selling for 100k each. If nobody buys them, I will sell them to Quigley the Merchant (A museum in this case) for 80k each.
http://i48.tinypic.com/2urnrx5.png
http://i46.tinypic.com/ddm2k6.png
http://i48.tinypic.com/21dq3gy.png
Thank you.

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-Jake

Nobody (and I mean NOBODY) is going to buy your vile sled for 300k.

Just saying...

This auction was an extremely failed attempt to sell my sled. It did not work. You should all be very sad now because my sled has been sold already.

I will buy your awesome dumb sled for 100k.

Chels why are you so mean? Be nice...

The price or the words? He said so himself. I said awesome too. :c