Celtic Heroes

Pepperoni

Midget

I remember in the first winter event I thought that the level of the frost spirits was the health they had. That and the fact that I level slower than lvl 200 players.

An earthquake causes signifigant damage, and you become flattened by a tree. Your remains are then cut up and divided into 12 pieces around the world in different coffins, and only a live human can re-piece your body. To prevent this, your remains are infected with cholera, typhus, yellow fever, bub...

I'm not as professional but: 1) Acquire enough money for investment 2) Grab all the good deals 3) Re-sell the item for a higher price 4) Try to go as high as possible and act as if you don't know the price 5) Make up a lie to make the trader sympathize with you 6) Be a nice person 7) Make a lot of f...

Bad weather causes a thunderbolt to electrocute your head, and you become an intellectually challenged person. You are now open to manipulation and puppet rule by outside rulers.

Granted, but I throw it at your face. Unfortunately, you' have a severe allergy to the contents of the pie and you die painfully. I wish for more knowledge.

I toss you off the hill into a pond of alligators where your limbs get torn off one by one and your blood colors the pond red.

1) Your parents take this literally, place you into a catapult, and launch you into the ozone layer where you get burned to a crisp.
2) I wish for a dog.

You become bored and decide to explore the hill, where you step into quicksand and die slowly of suffocation. (Backs away from the hill awaiting the next victim)