Celtic Heroes

Granted, but your competition gets so competitive that he/she kses all of your kills and tries to sabotage everything you do and eventually passes you and then mocks you forever

I wish for more buffalo wings

granted, but you run out of sauce


i wish my ipad didn't crash ch so much

I wish my wish would be corrupted.

Granted, but DENIED.
I wish I had some competition in game.

U granted my wish to corrupt it and then denied it which means u couldnt not corrupt my wish, thus my wish to have it corrupted was granted as it wasnt corrupted and yet it was corrupted.

^Granted, but instead Celtic Heroes office crashed on ur ipad.

I wish for my former wish to be corrupted but this wish to not be corrupted.

I wish my wish would be corrupted.

Granted, but DENIED.
I wish I had some competition in game.

U granted my wish to corrupt it and then denied it which means u couldnt not corrupt my wish, thus my wish to have it corrupted was granted as it wasnt corrupted and yet it was corrupted.

^Granted, but instead Celtic Heroes office crashed on ur ipad.

I wish for my former wish to be corrupted but this wish to not be corrupted.

Granted but you forgot to say the "not" (in bold), and thus I corrupt your wish even more:
An airplane crashes on you face straight after you read this.

I wish for Criminal to survive the airplane crash mentioned above, and look as if nothing happened. (<---For Criminal to solve please)

I wish for Criminal to survive the airplane crash mentioned above, and look as if nothing happened. (<---For Criminal to solve please)

Tough! Granted, but i am about to corrupt this wish so criminal is not solving it! Aand the plane kills you as well!

I wish to own Disney!

I wish for Criminal to survive the airplane crash mentioned above, and look as if nothing happened. (<---For Criminal to solve please)

Tough! Granted, but i am about to corrupt this wish so criminal is not solving it! Aand the plane kills you as well!

I wish to own Disney!

Granted but you're so irresponsible you lose it.
P.S. The part that said crim has to solve isn't part of the wish. I wanted him, and him only, to solve it, and since he doesn't look here often (at least, I don't think he does) the topic will drown in the sea of new off topic topics

I wish for all wishes in the whole topic to be corrupted.

I wish for Criminal to survive the airplane crash mentioned above, and look as if nothing happened. (<---For Criminal to solve please)

Tough! Granted, but i am about to corrupt this wish so criminal is not solving it! Aand the plane kills you as well!

I wish to own Disney!

Granted but you're so irresponsible you lose it.
P.S. The part that said crim has to solve isn't part of the wish. I wanted him, and him only, to solve it, and since he doesn't look here often (at least, I don't think he does) the topic will drown in the sea of new off topic topics

I wish for all wishes in the whole topic to be corrupted.

Granted! paradox


I wish to own Apple!

Granted but you drive the company into the ground


I wish i could stop drinking soda and not find alcohol disgusting

Granted, but this wish is granted by seriously tampering with your brain so you love alcohol but your lifespan gets halved.

I wish to reach level 3000

Granted but right after you do OTM sunsets the game


I wish someone would give me gold on reddit