Celtic Heroes

I wanna start a ots on funny puns .



Here's mine

I dont always use the internet but when i do , eyebrows

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Well he's all right now

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down

I'm not reading a book becAuse they are boring and SUCK.___.

I was going to tell a joke about the bass, but lets just drop it.

Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker? He won the No-bell prize.

I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt. Then it clicked.

Did you hear about the guy who tried to write with a broken pencil? It was a pointless effort.

Did you hear about the clock that was very hungry? I heard he went back four seconds.

Did you hear about the man that robbed the drugstore? Apparently it was completely pillaged.

Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

A man entered a pun contest and sent in ten puns, hoping for a better chance to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A man entered a pun contest and sent in ten puns, hoping for a better chance to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I was going to tell a joke about this guy that got into a fight, but I forgot the punchline.

The Energizer Bunny got arrested got Charged with Battery

The Energizer Bunny got arrested got Charged with Battery

Lol