I wanna start a ots on funny puns .
Here's mine
I dont always use the internet but when i do , eyebrows
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#2Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Well he's all right now
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#3I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
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#4I'm not reading a book becAuse they are boring and SUCK.___.
All chicken we're created equal
U disrespect chicken I disrespect u
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U disrespect chicken I disrespect u
Lightchamp
- chieftain of lazy drunks
- 223 Dg ranger
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#5I was going to tell a joke about the bass, but lets just drop it.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker? He won the No-bell prize.
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt. Then it clicked.
Did you hear about the guy who tried to write with a broken pencil? It was a pointless effort.
Did you hear about the clock that was very hungry? I heard he went back four seconds.
Did you hear about the man that robbed the drugstore? Apparently it was completely pillaged.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker? He won the No-bell prize.
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt. Then it clicked.
Did you hear about the guy who tried to write with a broken pencil? It was a pointless effort.
Did you hear about the clock that was very hungry? I heard he went back four seconds.
Did you hear about the man that robbed the drugstore? Apparently it was completely pillaged.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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#6A man entered a pun contest and sent in ten puns, hoping for a better chance to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Psalm 46:10 He says, "Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth."
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#7A man entered a pun contest and sent in ten puns, hoping for a better chance to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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#8I was going to tell a joke about this guy that got into a fight, but I forgot the punchline.
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#9The Energizer Bunny got arrested got Charged with Battery
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