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Re: Funny puns here

I was going to tell a joke about the bass, but lets just drop it.

Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker? He won the No-bell prize.

I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt. Then it clicked.

Did you hear about the guy who tried to write with a broken pencil? It was a pointless effort.

Did you hear about the clock that was very hungry? I heard he went back four seconds.

Did you hear about the man that robbed the drugstore? Apparently it was completely pillaged.

Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Re: Funny puns here

A man entered a pun contest and sent in ten puns, hoping for a better chance to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Psalm 46:10 He says, "Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth."


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