Have you been naughty or nice this year?
Oh c'mon, I thought we agreed that "the incident" would stay in the past...they got better eventually (except Todd, RIP). I covered all the island and costume rental fees, returned the squirrels to their natural habitat, and even took care of the helicopter rental cost (and pilot) for you.
Don't let that small misstep mess up my chances at being able to hunt down extra bounties in my new chopper
I call shotgun!
Only if I get the neck pillow and dibs on the peanut M&Ms (my Spotify Christmas playlist gets aux-cord rights first too).
Also, I do have an alibi for where I was that evening, glitter bombs are technically legal to own and operate outside of Illinois (Todd's insurance covered the unbedazzling), and the squirrels were Eragon's idea.
(and you can't even prove I stole the robo-chicken suit, and I did put it back afterwards, so there...)
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