Celtic Heroes

NAME: Zog, Zungz no, Zoe, ah spectral dude I dun no.
PRESENT OCCUPATION : ful tyme gamar
PREVIOUS OCCUPATION: ful tyme gaymer
INTERESTS/HOBBIES: full tim gayming
ASPIRATIONS: dunno wot u meen dude
PEOPLE YOU ADMIRE: me u dum fker!!!!!
QUALITIES YOU WOULD BRING TO THE WORK PLACE: what is 'work' dude?
WHAT QUALITIES DO YOU RESPECT
IN OTHERS: only quality spectral anywhere is me man!
HOW WOULD YOU MOTIVATE OTHERS:
tell them bums I is the best bro and no mother fker worth spectral next to me
DESCRIBE YOUR CURRENT SKILLS:
I can put a burger in ma mouth but mom wipes ma ass.
LIST YOUR EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATIONS:
I is BEST rog in Murrigun dude and in al wurlds and I can kill noobs in arena, and I got white Frost Guard and I plan statugiz cos I am hotist guy in game bro
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF
IN 20 YEARS TIME:
Gayming man and makin sure all dem *** cry baby girls no I is the BEST, I knowz it ALL. I dun need nun o they fancy words or learnin nuthin cos hey, I KNOWZ it ALLLLLLLLLLLL. :-) wen u want me to start job bro? Mind I got serious gaymer comitmints so ain't gonna do this work spectral for more than an hour a week. Don't FK wit me man cos I am beast.

Lol zapper where this all about

Um... Ok admin!

DESCRIBE YOUR CURRENT SKILLS:
I can put a burger in ma mouth but mom wipes ma ass.

This left me rolling.

Hnha same @keri

ROFL

1 word. Watdafuq?....... Also who are you talking about Songz? or Zong?. Also, next time... work on your grammar.

1 word. Watdafuq?....... Also who are you talking about Songz? or Zong?. Also, next time... work on your grammar.

*facepalm*

Lol

It is... improper grammar but it is that way for a reason. u gotta read in between the letters of each word not just the spaces provided.